Today I got back to the machine that sews...and actually got it pretty much figured out. I sewed some parts cut off the old camper curtains(blue cloth w/plastic slides/clips-go in aluminum track) onto some new material for curtains and sewed a hem on some pants I cut off for shorts. Maybe a motorcycle seat cover next. 

Deer stew too -made entirely while on the phone.Though if you name it based on the largest single ingredient it'd be carrot stew.